Your weirdest dreams?

[Zhukov]

I never fully remember my dreams, it's really frustrating. Last night I was a recruit in the Thai coast guard/water police, and I remember ramming a tiny fishing boat with our big police boat (which was manned to overflowing with about 100 other recruits, all wearing blue), monitoring the sales and purchases of various sea creatures at the local fish market, and being told that I would have to buck my ideas up if I wanted to make it to being a real water policeman.

Other stuff happened.

[ThrashO]

I was playing alot of Portal 2 and I had a dream about it. It was wierd, there was something in this room I was trying to get and I had portals and I was kind of teetering in between them, and I remember not being able to reach whatever it was.

Anyways my girlfriend was rolling around in the bed and waking me up and I was kind of still dreaming and I remember reaching out to it really fast in my dream through what I thought was a portal and I woke myself up by slamming my hand into an un-portal'd wall in the dark.



When I say she was rolling around in the bed I mean she was writhing in ecstasy from the pleasure-fest I allowed her to partake in with my penis 5 hours prior.