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mburbank · #1

Supposed to top out at 100 today in Salem, Massachusetts, which is way too damn hot. Especially considering that we spent all of May and most of June in the high forties.

Added to that I threw out my back and I cannot lift any of our air conditioners, let alone put them in. There's one in the living room that's up and running, so the whole damn family is barricaded in here.

This could end badly.

Kitsa · #2

We spent the day at the petting zoo, which in retrospect had every trapping of a Thoroughly Bad Idea.

We have central air, but our landlord is iffy on maintenance and the house has never gotten lower than 86. Yesterday I just took the kid and the dog outside and sprayed them with the garden hose.

Rez · #3

there's always 2-3 weeks of stroke inducing 100-115 degree weather here, but that's dry heat.

i'd start survival maneuvers if i had to deal with humidity on top of that

Zomboid · #4

For me, there has been a total of eight days without rain since June 1st. I love rain, so this is good.

executioneer · #5

i don't think we've even broken 90 this year :/ WASHINGTON STATE, THE STATE WITHOUT SUMMER

Fathom Zero · #6

I'm in the middle of Texas. The water is on fire.

k0k0 · #7

Yeah man, I'm in Austin Texas and I wish 100 was a once in a while thing here. Plus the humidity is some nasty shit.

creeposaurus · #8

You should walk around in the nude. That's what people do here when its 90+

Colonel Flagg · #9

103 in Philly and 106 in Trenton. I'd say "someone please shoot me" but I've already passed away from heatstroke.

Fathom Zero · #10

Don't be an old people and die because it's hot out.

that's just dumb

Evil Robot II · #11

CLOSE AND DELETE THIS THREAD BAN EVERYBODY WHO POSTED IN IT INCLUDING ME STFU ABOUT THE HEAT YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS I SWEAR I LL DOUSE YOU IN GASOLINE AND BURN YOU YES WE KNOW ITS HOT THANK YOU

creeposaurus · #12

SEW HAWT U GAIS

Chojin · #13

it's been 100 here in maryland with tons of humidity since the bay is right in the middle of the state

it's been a delightful steam bath outside all day

ThrashO · #14

I love when I get into the car and the seatbelt buckle touches the back of my arm and I almost shit my pants.

elx · #15

earlier the boyfriend bought me one of those little counter .25c junior mint thingys while we were waiting on the bus and I was sorting through papers, and by the time he walked from the counter to the stop, about 30 seconds, his hand was covered in melted chocolate.

edit: oh yeah and the humidity/muggyness on the east coast is TERRIBLE. yesterday it rained and everyone was like, "ah, finally, we'll get to cool off!" but it just made it so much more worse.

ItalianStereotype · #16

I'm in San Antonio and the forecast is Mexicans

Grislygus · #17

Quote:

Originally Posted by creeposaurus

You should walk around in the nude. That's what people do here when its 90+

If any of my neighbors ever take to walking around in the nude I'm going to run them over with my car

Shyandquietguy · #18

I have the most ghetto assed cooling system you could ever think of. 24 oz. soda bottles frozen and placed on a rack w/ bowl to catch condensation and fan to spread the word!

I haven't used it yet but I'm ready!

Pentegarn · #19

Quote:

Originally Posted by fatvaginachojina

PROFUSALAGE

That word made me

Tadao · #20

79 in Los Angeles. It's fucking hot today.

Kitsa · #21

I just came back from an event at a baseball field. We were all dripping with sweat and about to drop the whole time. They had stations where they were making everyone drink a dixie cup of cold water every so often.

creeposaurus · #22

I like misting stations they have at amusement parks here. It makes me feel like produce.

Kitsa · #23

A couple of years ago, I was trying to follow Mr. Kitsa through an airshow and the heat index was like 110 or something. I got lightheaded and the next thing I knew, a Marine was shouting "MA'AM! MA'AM! Are you all right?" That snapped me to attention pretty quick. I think the Marine gave me water.