GHOSTS

[Pentegarn]

Originally Posted by MailCall

At a hillbilly church one Sunday, the preacher asked if there were any of his parishioners who would like to confess a sin. Jeb raised his hand and stood up.
"I've been having sex with ghosts." he confided.
The preacher shook his head and told him, "Jeb, there's no such things as ghosts."
So Jeb replied, "Ghosts? Oh, sorry...I meant to say 'GOATS.'"

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[ThrashO]

Me and my ex-gf went to visit her parents up in Maine one year, and we stayed with her uncle. Anyways everyone always said her uncles house was haunted but as usual I was like "lol". So we're staying in the upstairs bedroom and we here creaking and cracking and what sounds like foot steps on the roof. It was pretty creepy I'll be honest. So being a pussy at 17 we both went downstairs and told her hillbilly ass uncle.

So he comes up stairs with us, opens the door and says "IF THERE'S ANY GHOSTS IN HERE YOU CAN GO FUCK YOURSELVES."

The rest of the night we didn't hear shit.

He scared ghosts.