shut the hell up retard if u know whats good 4 ya. illl whoop ur ass any day and u r a gaylord fucker nyahh . u 2 suck ass
Oh my god, you swore. Better go back to Bible study and getting raped by your reverends.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?