"The Slammer" !

[Zhukov]

I once bought a pornography magazine when I was about 15, and the guy behind the counter gave me a dirty look (not as dirty as the looks I was about to have! Fnar fnar!) and an audible "tsk". He was the one selling that sort of disgusting material, so I don't know why he was so uppity about.

I nearly shat myself working up the courage to do it, but was amazed I got away with it.

I think my mum found it later on and threw it out.

Koko, that is actually pretty cool.