Impress me with your injuries.

[Grislygus]

I've managed twenty three years and one night as a passenger in a nasty car wreck, a portion of my childhood of biking through hilly Oregon backwoods (without SUPERVISION OR SAFETY GEAR OMFG) and ROUGHHOUSING, two years dune buggying, four years around constant knife use and electric meat slicers, two years wrestling, three years of pummeling over other people and getting pummeled in water polo and many more years of miscellaneous physical exertion without ever being injured outside of a single kitchen burn accident

After finally reading this thread I can only assume that I have superpowers