This is the worst thing I've read since that time I heard about a guy that snorted a line of baby cockroaches.
What's even worse is that this...yes, THIS is my first memory. The first thing I remember about life was having an eyelid ripped off.
__________________ I Have Whirled With The Earth At The Dawning,
When The Sky Was A Vaporous Flame,
I Have Seen The Dark Universe Yawning,
Where The Black Planets Roll Without Aim,
Where They Roll In Their Horror Unheeded, Without Knowledge Of Lustre Or Name.