I'm a newbie, so let me have it.

[CaptainBubba]

I hate you stabby. You failed to entertain me in your first post.

Henceforth I shall hold an unsurmountable bias towards you and your unworthy cyst of a name.

I will hunt you down like a shivering and diseased hound ripped from his mother's tit, harrasing you and condemning you for every word you post.

Jesus is with you.