so i bought a tarantula

[Evil Robot II]

One pet I never understood is the savanah monitor lizard. It's like having a little alien that want nothing more than to see everybody in the room dead. My roommate years ago had one and it was constantly biting him whenever he had to do anything in the tank then getting loose and acting aggressive and crazy.

[Zhukov]

That's horrible. I would have run screaming from the pet shop.