sure its giz. its there because after i greased your sisters gas can i tossed her garden 69 styles so yeah, its on my upper lip.
Ha, I bet you just tossed my grandpa's salad and got a Hitler on your lip.
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Gas and masturbation are highly unlikely to be connected with each other. Have you tried to stop masturbating? Has the gas subsided as a result? Perhaps you could try the same experiment by increasing the times you masturbate daily. Do you notice that the gas is increasing?