Your weirdest dreams?

[Kitsa]

I dreamed I was in some waiting room and I somehow recognized that older televangelist woman (can't remember her name) from the back of her head. My kid runs over and says "Hi, Ms. ..." (whatever the name was). The woman asked me if my daughter would like a Bible. We're not Bible-collectors, really, but I thought it was like one of those situations where someone asks you if they can give your kid a lollipop, or whatever, so I say ok. She signs one and gives it to my kid with a note and says, "give that paper to your mommy". I unfold it and it says "that'll be $7. Cash."

When I woke up the woman was on tv, so that's probably why.