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Zhukov · #**85451**

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Originally Posted by Kitsa

every time you guys go on about fitness and martial arts all I see are a bunch of macs talking about how hard they are and saying they can't do backflips right now because they're saving their strength for something really awesome.

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

Sam · #**85452**

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

Big McLargehuge · #**85453**

]I forgot how much more hateful this place used to be.

Fathom Zero · #**85454**

As an aside, my senpai in the club gave me a set of tonfa.

Now I can look like a shithead and hurt myself.

Sam · #**85455**

LIKE YOU NEEDED HELP.

Fathom Zero · #**85456**

I BRING THIS SHIT TO A HIGHER LEVEL TONITE

Esuohlim · #**85457**

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Originally Posted by Sam

No conversation will ever be as masculine as Hickman's ninja weaponry topic.

http://www.i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=6650

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Originally Posted by Rongi

I BET NON OF YOU FUCKS COULD EVEN HOLD A SWORD

lol Rongi was 12

Tadao · #**85458**

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Originally Posted by Zhukov

I think that's just the nature of talking about martial arts though, rather than Tadao or Fathom being cocks.

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT

Tadao · #**85459**

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Originally Posted by Jeanette X

I like scimitars.

I'd dance seductively up to my foes, and while their eyes are glued to my whirling sword and swaying hips, I'll chop their heads off before they even knew what hit them.

Sam · #**85460**

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Originally Posted by Esuohlim

lol Rongi was 12

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

Fathom Zero · #**85461**

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Originally Posted by Tadao

I CHALLENGE FZ TO A SWORD FIGHT

I would on the condition that we make wooshy noises.

Tadao · #**85462**

I would have to because my dick isn't that big.

Fathom Zero · #**85463**

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Originally Posted by Sam

MY AVATAR WAS AS OLD AS FATHOM ZERO IS RIGHT NOW.

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

Sam · #**85464**

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Originally Posted by Fathom Zero

you motherfuckr

you sonofabitch

does your mama know

that you talk to your elders

with such a trash mouth?

Grislygus · #**85465**

FATHOM, SAM, AND KHALJORN

WHAT'S UP COCKBAGS

Fathom Zero · #**85466**

FILLED WITH SELF-LOATHING

Grislygus · #**85467**

THRASH0 WANTS TO HELP:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=I-Mockery

Grislygus · #**85468**

LIKE, A YEAR AGO

IS THE CHEESEBURGER SHIT REALLY THAT OLD?

ThrashO · #**85469**

YOU DIDNT TELL ME

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A comedy website with a front page that seems innocuous in an attempt to distract from the forums which are rampant with unfunny losers who resort to shock and awe as a substitute for any actual humor.
Person 1: "Hey man, did you see on I-Mockery that Boo Berry is at Target all October? That stuff gave me diarrhea".

Person 2: "No, I said something intelligent while posting a picture of a cheeseburger and got banned for life before I could read that memo. Hey wait a sec, isn't Boo Berry that crappy 80's cereal? Vomit."

Person 3: "You're both gay black racist homophobes."

i didnt write that you gookin moon cricket n!gger faggot

ThrashO · #**85470**

i just realized that the username who entered that is thrasho, yet it discusses boo berry, a cereal only available near portland oregon crack houses and molestaries (they have those).

ThrashO · #**85471**

i guess this means that im going to have to start an account on urban dictionary in an effort to clear my name. I may get the FBI involved. this is slander. How will i get my gas station attendant job.

I HAVE BEEN BESMIRCHED. BAMBOOZLED. BELITTLED. BESMEGMA'D.

Big McLargehuge · #**85472**

I AM SURE IT IS A COINCIDENCE THAT YOU DIDN"T DO WHEN YOU WERE UPSET AT SOME POINT AND NOW WANT TO DEFLECT BECAUSE YOU CHOOSE TO INTERNET HANGOUT WITH "UNFUNNY LOSERS".