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Old Apr 27th, 2012, 10:36 AM        2012/2013 NFL thread
So with the Draft the new year of NFL is upon us.

The first round has come and gone with a record number of trades and the picks being done in under 3 hours breaking yet another NFL draft record.

-The first 2 picks went as predicted
-The Patriots decided to go against their usual strategy and traded up twice
-The Browns Drafted a 28 year old to mentor Colt McCoy
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 12:28 AM       
The browns are actually in talks with trading mccoy. Possibly green bay.
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 09:55 AM       
Yes, Cleveland should waste their young QB, good strategy. What is with this odd trend of dumping young promising players for short term older ones?
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Old Apr 28th, 2012, 09:03 PM       
Sounds like the Eagles.
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Old Apr 30th, 2012, 04:08 PM       
I think its a pretty dumb move myself, hence why the browns are forever doooooooomed.
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Old May 2nd, 2012, 09:28 PM       
Interesting how Elway is taking Manning on a goodwill tour of the city. Meanwhile Tebow is paying $45.00 for parking.
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Old May 3rd, 2012, 11:41 AM       
Indeed, the Chargers alumni from the '94 Super Bowl team seem to be hella cursed.
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Old Aug 3rd, 2012, 04:34 PM       
What would we do without Jerry Jones?
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Old Aug 7th, 2012, 04:29 AM       
Time for the (new) T.O. Show!
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Old Aug 17th, 2012, 10:28 PM       
Are part time refs really worse then full time refs?
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Old Aug 19th, 2012, 09:48 PM       
I'd prefer part time color commentators.
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Old Aug 20th, 2012, 10:33 PM       
I wish they would put on full colored commentators from alabama.
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Old Nov 23rd, 2012, 12:05 AM       


HAHAHAHAHA! Only the fucking Jets, eh? I'm pretty sure the only reason Tebow didn't come in tonight was because Rex didn't want to give Belichick the pleasure of being the man that broke him.

Full play in all it's glorious ineptitude here:

http://youtu.be/F29Uzh7oE9g

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Old Dec 1st, 2012, 01:25 PM       
Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jevon Belcher murdered his girlfriend and then went to the Chiefs practice facility and committed suicide this morning. Crazy.

The GM, Scott Pioli, and head coach Romeo Crennel talked to him before he shot himself and witnessed the suicide.

The NFL is so far taking a "the show must go on" stance, but if I'm the Chiefs owner I'm forfeiting the game and giving refunds. They've got the worst record in the league, and based off of the fan reaction to this year's squad (cheering an injured player; 80,000 fans on the "Save our Chiefs" Facebook page) I doubt anyone is going to be too upset.

Worst of all is that his girlfriend just had a baby. It's just an all-around tragedy.
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Old Dec 4th, 2012, 01:12 PM       
This season is starting to remind me strongly of the final season of the "Rich Kotite Era" - the parallels are spooky.
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Old Dec 6th, 2012, 11:42 AM       
It's getting there, but unlike the Kotite Jets, this team does win the occasional football game. These guys are just buffoons. They're like the Santino Marella of the NFL.
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Old Dec 7th, 2012, 04:50 PM       
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It's getting there, but unlike the Kotite Jets, this team does win the occasional football game. These guys are just buffoons. They're like the Santino Marella of the NFL.
You think I refer to the Jets?
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Old Dec 8th, 2012, 05:57 AM       
Ah, learn something new everyday. I didn't know about Rich coaching the Iggles or the nosedive that team took.
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Old Dec 16th, 2012, 03:16 PM       
The colonel is an eagles fan. As for cincy lately, it's hard to believe they are actually good.
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Old Dec 17th, 2012, 03:42 PM       
Enjoy it while it lasts, Bab-o.
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Old Dec 19th, 2012, 02:11 PM       
Sanchez benched the rest of the season so now the 3rd strong qb will start.

Poor fucking tebow.
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