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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 05:33 PM       
Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 06:24 PM       
id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 06:48 PM       
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Yeah, most people assume I'm either gay, a major weed dealer, a sociopath, or some combination thereof. It's cool; it just gives me an easy way to filter out jerks.
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 07:00 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 07:23 PM       
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 09:22 PM       
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id go with sick whiny internet gay dude. i dunno how anybody could get major drug dealer/sociopath out of you
Im guessing he lives in the bible belt.
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Old Aug 30th, 2012, 11:16 PM       
I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.
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Old Aug 31st, 2012, 06:43 AM       
I said the same thing to myself today after work; I was feeling sore for the first time in ages. Plus, I was supposed to meet up with some friends, but decided to sit at home and read whilst drinking tea instead.
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Old Aug 31st, 2012, 10:39 AM       
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I went and played 4 hours of pool today. I hate being old. My legs and back ache and all I was doing was pushing a pool stick into balls.
it would make more sense if your balls ached

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Old Aug 31st, 2012, 02:54 PM       
Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.
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Old Aug 31st, 2012, 03:47 PM       
ESU, knock it off.
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Old Aug 31st, 2012, 04:09 PM       
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Attending my first NERF WAR next month, desperately need to update my arsenal.
requesting death toll
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Old Sep 1st, 2012, 02:18 PM       
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Old Sep 1st, 2012, 04:52 PM       
Do you want to go to my NERF WAR?
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Old Sep 1st, 2012, 07:30 PM       
dude get the glow in the dark darts

that way you can have

night wars
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Old Sep 1st, 2012, 09:42 PM       
NIGHT NERF WARS!
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Old Sep 2nd, 2012, 04:32 AM       
I GOT THESE GLOW DARTS SO I CAN'T LOSE THEM
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Old Sep 2nd, 2012, 11:24 AM       
If anyone here has a Spotify account I will be adding 10 halloweenish songs to this playlist everyday till Halloween. Feel free to offer suggestions. http://open.spotify.com/user/1237096...fuP49jhWvlOZwX
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Old Sep 2nd, 2012, 01:24 PM       
I was watching Return of the Jedi and noticed that on Endor, everyone has some pretty cool camouflage going on. Even Han has a jungle camo duster.

THEN HERE COMES A SHINY BRONZE ROBOT
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Old Sep 2nd, 2012, 07:40 PM       
My mawashi-geri is getting better.
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Old Sep 4th, 2012, 03:14 PM       
HEY FZ do you like the Pretender?

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Old Sep 4th, 2012, 03:16 PM       
She is so beautiful. I'd have a hard time choosing between my wife, Kim Deal and her.
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Old Sep 4th, 2012, 03:28 PM       
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Old Sep 4th, 2012, 03:43 PM       
Kitsa, which version do you like better?


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Old Sep 4th, 2012, 03:49 PM       
Here was my most recent love mix tape to my wife.

The Cars - Let's Go
Bow Wow Wow - Do You Wanna Hold Me
INXS - Don't Change
The Cars - Just What I Needed
Cake - Love You Madly
New Order - Temptation
The Rolling Stones - Little T & A
Adrian Belew - Everything
Eno/Cale - Spinning Away
Ween - Stay Forever
Grateful Dead - If I Had A World To Give
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