OMG I just got back but seeing Lewis Black wasn't even the highlight of the night!
We got there an hour and a half early, cause I'm neurotic like that, so we had to kill time before Lewis Black started his set. So we wandered around, and we saw a Nintendo tent. Inside the tent was a game of Smash Brothers Melee on a big projection screen, and a bunch of people in Nintendo shirts. The guys from Nintendo were playing people in a two on two team melee with three lives a piece, and if anybody beat them, they would win two Nintendo skate boards.
I figured, well I'm the greatest Smash brothers player on the face of the planet, so I'll give it a try. Me and my brother waited in line like an hour and then actually won. We beat these two Nintendo pros playing as Marth and Donkey Kong. My brother was Roy and I was Jigglypuff. My brother beat the living shit out of Donkey Kong, and I did nothing but Jigglypuff's down+b attack on Marth. We were the only people the entire day who beat the Nintendo people. That was seriously, the high point of my life. I've never even skate boarded, but this skate board is my trophy.
Also, Lewis Black was really funny. Here's a sample joke about spam email:
"I can't believe that there are morons who think they can take a pill to make their dicks bigger. I have to imagine that the only people actually buying these pills, are morons who are feeding the pills to their dicks."
LOL
Apparently, he lived in Milwaukee and has been doing Summerfest for 12 years. Which explains why he was the only decent comedian there, and his opening act was so awful I was
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