I will kill you for $3500

[Evil Robot]

Thats right, just say the word and your as good as dead. Payment to be carried in cash upon death, I will remove it from your body and deposit it. Financing availible. $3500 Neg.

[Esuohlim]

NICE TRY, BUDDY. I'M USING THAT MONEY FOR A NEW POOL TABLE.

[Jixby Phillips]

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[Wang]

$3500? what a rip off! ill do it for whatever u got on ya cuz nobody really carries 3 and a half G's in their wallet. in fact ill do it for free as long as u write me a note saying u wanted to die and have it signed by a lawyer.heh

[Carnivore]

Anybody who can't kill themself for free is an idiot.

[kahljorn]

I charged myself 300 dollars before I tried to kill myself last time When I didn't die I tried to get a refund, but it didnt work out

[Wang]

where did u put da money?

[Evil Robot]

I will force exactly 11 saltine crackers down your thoat with a wooden dowel within 60 seconds and you die, or your money back. It's not so much a suicide thing as it is for insurance.

[Wang]

na that will arouse questins a bit 2 early. ill run u down 4 $15 or ill push u off a cliff 4 free. what a bargain eh?

[Esuohlim]

Shut the fuck up, Wang.

[Command Prompt]

I'd kill every one in this thread for a Super Big Gulp.

[S.I.D.S.]

ill pay $10 for someone to let me punch then in the chest with brass knuckles

[Skulhedface]

I'd take a trisket cracker and saw your wrists off.