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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 08:30 PM        Bollocks
I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 09:41 PM       


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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 09:45 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:16 PM        Re: Bollocks
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I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
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Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:31 PM        Re: Bollocks
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I went and got my girlfriend pregnant.

Oh god I have to leave the country or something.

Someone tell me what I should do.
Okay, okay, don't panic. How long has she been pregnant?
I don't know I didn't ask

I pretty much just shot out the door
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:32 PM       
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Bye Everybody,

I'm leaving this forum. My health has been of a nag, so I won't be making any posts on here anymore.

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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:38 PM       
Well, she can always have an abortion. :/
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:41 PM       
You could try not being a goth in a prep's body and take care of the mother and child.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:42 PM       
What Esuohlim said :/
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:54 PM        Re: Bollocks
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I don't know I didn't ask

I pretty much just shot out the door
Get your ass back in there and take responsibility for your actions.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 10:57 PM       
Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:11 PM       
Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:13 PM       
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Jeanette is so awesome. I bet she's the coolest person ever if I knew her in real life.

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Why do we bother responding to this stuff? It's completely fake.

Or do you people honestly believe that some guy who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant is going to run out, make an account at I-Mockery and tell everyone about it?
He already had an account.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 11:19 PM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 12:57 AM       
Jeanette X would be even better if she could detect irony.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 05:06 AM       
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 10:26 AM       
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Yeah, with 12 posts!

I'm sure I-Mockery is high on the "oh shit what do I do list" in real events like this for people with 12 posts.
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