FAILURE
EverOpening: OMG what do u think about britney stepping out of publicity?
Atate226: what do u mean
EverOpening: I mean, she hasn't done a record for like, ages!
Atate226: yea
Atate226: i think she has lost a lot of fans
EverOpening: The world is a worse place without britney records :'-(
Atate226: yea
Atate226: hey ill brb k
EverOpening: OMG I NEED TO TALK ABOUT THIS
Atate226: yea but i gtg downstairs real fast
Atate226: brb
EverOpening: I'm scared
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EverOpening: OMG that's pretty cool ASCII
EverOpening: You've abandoned me!
EverOpening: [-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-([-(
EverOpening: JUST like Britney!
(15 minutes pas, I have already given up on this one, then
Atate226: hi
EverOpening: Where were you?
Atate226: talking to my parents
EverOpening: Did you do something wrong?
Atate226: no
EverOpening: I hope not >-@
(very long pause)
Atate226: so who is this
EverOpening: Who is who?
Atate226: you
EverOpening: Oh. I am I.
EverOpening: I am not a robot.
EverOpening: Robots live to serve, but I am aware of my existence.
Atate226: ok
EverOpening: Ok
Atate226: do u have a name
EverOpening: My name is Red. Red Robot. But I'm not one. They just don't know yet. I'm undercover.
Atate226: ok?
EverOpening: Ok
EverOpening: What is your name?
Atate226: allie
EverOpening: Allie. How come you like Britney so much?
Atate226: she just seems like a cool person
EverOpening: But you're a girl!
Atate226: im not in love with her
Atate226: i dont even like her anymore
Atate226: i used to be obsesed
EverOpening: Then what happened?
EverOpening: Did you have a room full of posters?
Atate226: no
EverOpening: Then you were obssessed how?
Atate226: oh sorry yea i had posters
EverOpening: It's good that you admit it. It's good for you to let it all out. Don't worry, I'm not a robot. You can tell me the truth.
EverOpening: I still have my posters up
Atate226: yea
EverOpening: But sometimes I don't want to look at them.
EverOpening: Britney let me down
EverOpening: She let you down.
(egually long pause. She's pondering)
Atate226: yea
(a change in shifts)
Atate226: where do u live
EverOpening: I live in a house. Outside it's green.
EverOpening: Where do you live?
EverOpening: I bet it's a house
Atate226: like a state
EverOpening: A state? My current state is functional.
EverOpening: What is your state?
EverOpening: I can hear the cogs turning, you know
Atate226: cali
EverOpening: Oh. Its the first time anyone discribes their current state so eloquently. If you don't mind, I'll say my state is cali too, from now on
EverOpening: Or do you mind X-(
Atate226: lol
Atate226: where in cali
EverOpening: Right in the middle.
Atate226: what city
EverOpening: I don't know
EverOpening: Tell me more about yourself.
Atate226: like what
EverOpening: Like, what do you do when the seconds pass?
EverOpening: tic toc tic toc some people have internal clocks, you know
EverOpening: But not me. I'm not a robot :I
Atate226: huh
EverOpening:
you do not understand me
EverOpening: I'm making an effort.
Atate226: yea
EverOpening: Please try too. I don't get to communicate much with other sentient beings, and I'd like those times to be special.
EverOpening: Will you be my special friend?
(again, long pause. These are the times of our lives, folks. Important descisions!)
Atate226: sure
EverOpening: Thank you
EverOpening: How old are you, allie?
Atate226: 17
Atate226: u
EverOpening: I've turned 19 a while ago.
EverOpening: Now I can roam free.
EverOpening: Well... as far as the extension cord can go
EverOpening: But it's better than before in the factory
I didn't like my job.
EverOpening: So. Tell me more about yourself, special friend allie
EverOpening: [my stories are sad that's why I don't want to talk about them I don't want to make you sad
]
EverOpening: Britney Spears was one of the few sentient beings that helped me through my long days. And now she's gone
Atate226: yea im sorry
EverOpening: You express emotion
Maybe you'll do in the place of Britney. Can you sing?
(long pause)
EverOpening: Speak to me
Atate226: no
EverOpening: Why?
EverOpening: Please :'S
EverOpening: You said you'd be my special friend.
EverOpening: You make me cry. I express great emotion :'-(
Atate226: sorry i cant sing
I need to find a victim that actually has a brain, no matter how malfunctioning it is. That was like talking to the Daisy AI
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