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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 12:56 PM        Hear me roar.
I want to gloat right now.... Being able to have literally 40 orgasms, consecutively, no more than 5 minutes apart each, and only having to stop when your arm gets tired and fucking nearly falls off...

Priceless.

This is why women are the superior race, people. If you are woman, LET THEM HEAR YOU ROAR!
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:26 PM       
Your a MACHINE!! A/S/L?
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:30 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:37 PM       
Women aren't a race, they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 01:39 PM       
they're a gender. And apparently a stupid one

Then you should really stop trying to be one.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 02:23 PM       
But he wants to have orgasms. And babies.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 02:29 PM       
He can't have babies. He'd steal their pacifiers.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 02:38 PM       
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 02:57 PM       
How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one.
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 03:00 PM       
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them :<
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Old Jun 30th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
lol :<
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 08:09 AM       
i need to go read that livejournal sometime.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 10:45 AM       
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It is made primarily of copper, which acts as a conductor that taps into your body's unique electrical fields.

Get someone to gently lower the Orgasmatron onto your head, and then with a slow, teasing action, move it up, down and around.

The sensation you get is unbelievable... tingling up and down the spine, goosebumps all over your body... and best of all the Orgasmatron helps you forget all the stresses and strains of the day. Buy one of these and you’ll never want to leave your home again!
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 01:11 PM       
JOKE'S ON THEM. I DON'T LEAVE MY HOME ANYWAY.
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Old Jul 1st, 2003, 04:09 PM       
my livejournal is hilarouse...i need to update it sometime soon :<
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:01 AM       
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How does wanking a lot make you superior? Most men give themselves more orgasms in a day than some women have in a lifetime. And we get knocked for our preoccupation with sex by women all the time.

Get a hobby. A different one.
Well well well, somebody's jealous

My point is that most women are CAPABLE of large numbers of multiple orgasms, and most men aren't. Well actually I don't usually have 40 orgasms, I usually have more like 5 or 10, but I HAVE done it before and damn, it feels great.

P.S. And yes, I know women aren't a race... but "superior gender" didn't have quite the same ring to it. Sheesh, people these days, so particular over everything.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:03 AM       
Shouldn't you be, like, having orgasms instead of posting here or something?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:03 AM       
Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 10:04 AM       
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:07 AM       
And what would I be lying about?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:23 AM       
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And what would I be lying about?
Well, your user name for one thing. What ... are you on your third or fourth now?
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 11:30 AM       
What?... is there something I missed here? :/ I'm lost.
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Old Jul 2nd, 2003, 01:07 PM       
Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

*Sold Separately

If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.
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Old Jul 3rd, 2003, 10:11 AM       
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Chojin Barbie comes with attachable breast implants*

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If it's sold separately, then the barbie doesn't come with it, silly.
The old "bait and switch"! They have to hook you first. Who would buy just the plain Chojin Barbie?
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