George Bush Lied?

[Preechr]

I know for a fact that right now, in the state of California, there is a swimming pool completely filled with improperly PH balanced water. I've narrowed the location down to just that one state, which is about the same size of Iraq, and the amount of material my statement concerns is roughly the same amount of biological and chemical weapons agents we are looking for in Iraq.

The comparison is flawed, I know. People don't generally bury their swimming pools or take other great pains to hide them. It's flawed in your favor, then...

Our spy technology is great and all, but don't you think it's a bit silly to assume that we could possibly have KNOWN EXACTLY where this stuff was hidden? The only people that know this for a fact are the folks that hid it. It will take time to find the WMD material. This time will be shortened considerably when some of those people start to come forward.

Oh, wait... that's already happening... This one scientist will most likely encourage a few more to come forward.

I guess it's just a matter of waiting now... I'm guessing you guys are 100% sure that no WMDs will be found then? Should we call Mr. Bremer and let him know? I'm sure he'd welcome the opportunity to re-assign the troops we're using to scour Iraq looking for ficticious hidden weapons to something more productive, like policing or getting rid of the Iranians and Syrians that are shooting at our other troops...

...or maybe you guys are just running off at the mouth? I guess we'll just have to wait and see how forthcoming you are with your sincere apologies once very real WMDs start to be unearthed. I'll be sure to check back over here when that day comes.