Frist endorses ban on gay marriages.

[Preechr]

Well, I'm not actually a scientist, and I'm not aware of any scientists that actually study gay people (as it is actually illegal now to cut them open and stuff... ) but from my own personal experiences, it seems silly to lump all gay people into the same pile, no matter how much they beg.

I would accept two piles, in a very general sense. There are those gay folk that are obviously fucked up in the head due to some great tragedy or injury and "act out" with every action they take. These people choose gay. I have gay friends that deny this, and I call them stupid and short-sighted. I have known people exactly like this, and I'm sure there are more out there. Feel free to raise your hands...

The second pile consists of perfectly normal people who are just not attracted to members of the opposite sex. These folks are capable of love and commitment to the same degree any of you are, in, as I said, the most general of senses. Healthy, wonderful people.

The former I don't consider to be gay. They are freaks and screw-jobs and we should feel sorry for them. We should structure our society to help nurse them, as impossible as the job may seem, back into reality. To do this, we'll have to separate them from the "real" fairies. There is safety in numbers, and gay people need to feel safe because nobody will let them get married and stuff...

My definition of a gay person is someone that will only ever be happy in a relationship with a person of the same sex. See? That's why the freaks don't qualify. They will never be happy in any kind of relationship. They will most likely never be happy at all, if left to their own devices. I don't think it's fair to give them things like "gay" to play with, as it only hurts the real issue and insulates them from the effects of their own weirdo lives.

In short, gay people suck. That is all.