Im concerned about the safety of the world

[Evil Robot II]

Nostradamus was a cold-reading homeless drug addict, his writings were intended to get people to drop shillings in his beggar cup on street corners. I say cold reading because they can be applied to most any event.
My prophecies are based on political analysis, science, a team of attorneys well versed in Murphy's law as well as Megan's law. We even have purchased AI software to data mine fortune cookies (just not for the reason you thinking of), and its very easy to predict the weather when your the one who controls it.
The Evil Robot Foundation will continue to bring new updates for events that have not yet occurred but can be predicted, We believe the best way to profit from suffering and despair to have the foresight to prepare...to price gauge.