Idiots voting for bigger idiots.

[Esuohlim]

yabuturtle lives in the buttfuck Ozarks. His county of like 18,000 people voted 80% Trump. They probably didn't get internet in his community until 2011. He simultaneously believes that democrats are dumb AND masterminded a cunning rube-goldberg device of a conspiracy to steal the election. He probably accidentally dropped half his Digiorno pizza onto his brown shag carpeting tonight and it splattered on the bowling pin he uses as a replacement table leg.