YOU JUST HAVE YOURSELF A WONDERFUL FOURTH OF JULY

[mburbank]

THPIT VALVE, VINTH!! PRETH YOUR THPIT VALVE!!!!


You don't have to use the 'king's English' on a message board. Or on your own site. Or anywhere at all for that matter.

I'm pretty sure you can't, though. Since you never do. Why don't you post something that doesn't read like it was written by a slow second grader? C'mon, Thailor Moon, I dare you. You can even do it here, since Newsfilter is to fwightening for you.

"Now, Max, you have to have useing the Jew's English becuase if I put your mouth in an oven it will not do whhat a pizza does... unless there are toppings and cheese on your lips... but not peperoni becuase what with the cheese together you would not be being Kosher and you HAVE TO BECAUSE YOU ARTE A KIKE!"
-Vinth McFuckincretin