Why is my life so cliched?

[FS]

Great, one of you two managed to put pressure on the moment. No doubt you'll find yourself incapable of getting an erection or ejaculating the moment you take off your pants. Not that it matters, because she's probably gonna be dry as a bone down there all night long.

I don't know, but flowers seem like a laughable item to show up with. "Salutations, beatiful lady. Might it be appropriate that I probe your nethers like a raging stag?" I wouldn't bring anything unless you two like to drink together usually. And if she's usually not too concerned with you keeping up your rough tough masculine image, don't make a secret of your nervousness. It'll onl screw things up if you do. Since she's taken the first step, just go there and let her make the first move, you'll know when to tear off your shirt and growl.