Make it funny.

[I.M.Jaded]

I don't care if he's good looking or not.

THIS ONE TIME, AT BAND CAMP....

He might not look that bad to you, in fact he might look HAWT, oh so HAWT, but his personality makes him ugly. Whenever he talks to me like I'm some piece of shit (I can't argue with that, BUT IM NOT GOTH SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT MAKE ME DO IT!) He looks like he stuck his head in an electric volt and then asked some pregnant cow to kindly give birth on his face.