True dat. Proto's my friend, so that alone is reason for me to state that he's a much better person for his experiences (or lack of) than you are for yours. You have a girlfriend, and you get to stick your dick in a couple places on her (maybe). Big whoop.
You're obviously from a time and place where pigheaded barbarians would place their affirmation of masculinity in their sexual endeavors. Well, I have to break it to you, but this is 2003. Sex doesn't mean shit about who you are, and how much worth you have.
Oh, and if your lady enjoys being drilled like sheetrock to the beat of "Wonderwall," then don't let her go no matter what.
