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Old Jul 5th, 2003, 01:31 PM       
Only reviewer I trust is Garth from Dark Horizons, and he gave this film a 3 out of 5. Not to say that the reviews Chojin cited are necessarily wrong. Anyway, http://www.darkhorizons.com/reviews/charlien.htm

It goes without saying this movie isn't for those who want to use their brains for anything other than inner-dialogue "Booooooobies" chants. Sure, it's a fun action-packed movie, but so was xXx. Remember xXx? Yeah...

As far as the films go, they're just a bunch of "skits" putting beautiful girls in situations that make you shift in your seat, tied together loosely by a weak story and wire-fu. It's all good and fun, but I need something more if I'm going to waste $20 on a movie.

As for Glover, yes he's good. Is this the role he was born to play? You better be laughing. "Creepy Thin Man" is such a horrid character, that nobody except the Dell Kid deserve to play such a stupid role. A guy who sniffs hair and laughs sometimes. Oooh, he must be CRAZY!

Now, I know I'm speaking for the most part without much knowledge, seeing I haven't seen the movie. But I did see the first one, and I trust Garth (not necessarily on his opinions, but his facts). And on those facts alone, I'm in no rush to run to theatres. I'll at least wait for it to be on TV.

And as far as I know, Demi hasn't had much work done on her. And as far as I know, she's the best looking person in the movie.

And Bernie Mac needs to be tied to a burning cross by Bill Murray.
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