Chimp's New Big Thread

[Rev. Danno]

You crazy Canadian monkey...
I don't know if they teach this in sex ed in Canada, but in the USofA they teach us a very useful phrase... Chicks are dumb! It boils down to the fact that women don't know what the hell they want, & the other problem is men KNOW what they WANT!!! So my advice is to become gay, have all the sex you want, & make fun of women with your new gay Canadian monkey friends... or you can ignore women for a few years, play D&D, go to college, women are kinda slutty in college. Your final choice is to die alone, having your greatest acheivement being a few odd posting on a humor site's music site, & a cook book no one will buy...