THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE

[Rev. Danno]

1. Jump over a shark
2. Jump by bike over 12 hobos
3. your mother
4. Write a funny mini-mock that gets posted
(Wally Cruton is funny yet my review on childrens water toys isn't?)
5. Meet a few people from I-mockery that don't suck, or continue to post...
6. Sell my cook books...
7. Be in the Guinnes book for somthing cool...
8. guest voice on a cartoon
9. Be the Caterer on a cool Zombie movie
10. Bitch slap someone on this board who annoys me...