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Old Jul 7th, 2003, 08:51 PM       
Yea, that's why my advice when someone asks, "How do I approach this. Do I just go over there and say "Let's fuck" and take off my cloths or do I try to be all smooth about it and be a lady's man, show up with roses, pump up the Barry Manilow, and pull out the flavored body oil?" BE YOURSELF. What a good answer.

How do I drive a car? BE YOURSELF
How do I send e-mail? BE YOURSELF
What's your screen name? BE YOURSELF
Do you have a kitty? BE YOURSELF
Hey, if your mother was beating your child would you turn her in to the authorities? BE YOURSELF
My girlfriend has rabies BE YOURSELF

I find it especially ironic that the name of the thread is, "my life is so cliche", and every single person gave the most cliche answer ever, just because they have no way of getting laid.
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