A job like that would absolutely
have to give $1000 scholarships, or else it would be ridiculous to even consider it.
I should set up a lemonade stand and sell Ziplock bags. I would call it the "Fingernail Containment Apparatus Stand". Then I could tape it when I talk to customers, send it to America's Funniest Home Videos, and become rich
that way.
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