Christ, that thing has some long legs
Big spiders drive me out of rooms and onto the furniture. Especially when they're obviously not web-spinners, but the kind that runs down its prey and POUNCES at them.
I once saw this ingenious device advertized, it was like a tupperware box on a stick. You put it over a spider or other creepy crawly, then pull some lever that causes the box to close under the creature. Then you just toss him out. I would've bought it, but I figure I'd need to hide it more deviously than any kind of elaborate electro-magnetic anal masturbation device if I ever want to be in a relationship.
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