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Old Jul 9th, 2003, 01:21 AM       
1. Break a beer bottle IN ANGER.
2. Take a bullet for someone.
3. Perform the Angry Dragon ( Get a blowjob, then at the moment of ejaculation punch the girl/boy in the stomache, causing a regurgitation which will shoot the sperm into the victims nasal cavity causing hot sticky gizz to come out of said victims nose)
4. Give a girl a necklace I've been saving since I was 12 and have her get all emotional about it then watch Strangers with Candy/ Family Guy on DVD and eat Kettle popcorn (Best possible date ever).
5. Punch a televangelist in the face screaming "HEAL" every time I hit him.
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