Guess what Modular's NOT doing next Saturday?

[El Blanco]

I'm so sick of this stereotype that all people who protest are (or at least dress like) pseudo-hippies or trustafarians.

Thats all the ones I have met.

If you were to meet me in person, you'd notice that I actually dress in Old Navy, almost like a normal person.

You buy clothes made in foriegn sweatshops? Evil capitalist pig.

Why don't you come watch the protest on Saturday and see for yourself?

I almost had to. But, thankfully I won't. Its gonna be colder than a witch's titty.

Or do you think you're going to be poisoned by the scent of patchouli?

What the hell is patchouli, anyway? I have heard it refered to a bunch (damn you John Cusack), but never knew what it was. I'm guessing some vegetarian dish.

I don't see you doing anything, Blanco.

I got bigger problems.