MAN PENIS VS SEX TOYS

[Ninjavenom]

Jesus christ, man. I'm not one to tell people to quit bitching, but seriously, does what a woman puts in her vagina involve you THAT much that it becomes something to tirade endlessly about? Unless you're a gynecologist who has several patients a week come in that look like they shove biscuit tubes into themselves, i don't see how this could be that much of a problem. Did you have several girlfriends that dumped you because you "weren't good enough"? Maybe it's not the seven foot long rubber penises that's the problem, it's more than likely that you're what these women are having a problem with. Not beliving in love is probably the corniest (and most closet-homosexual) thing i have ever heard, and it certainly doesn't help when thinking that a woman will actually want to have sex with you. It looks like your only hope here is rape, Jamesey, and that's not a pretty outlook. Maybe if you quit being such a jaded (and quite frankly, whiny) person, girls might actually want your penis.