I keep getting ones that play along damnit.
But this one started out ok. (Cory was a name in her profile)
dscoM0nkie: Omg you can tell cory he can get his dick sucked by you from now on. I'm not speaking to him. you tell him its OVER next time u see him. This is Emily btw
TwiztidKitten187: umm?
TwiztidKitten187: what's going on
TwiztidKitten187: im confused
dscoM0nkie: ya, this is Emily, yunno, from school? ya, cory can forget about it. I won't do that shit he wants. I dont care if its legal now.
TwiztidKitten187: i don't live by cory or go to his school
TwiztidKitten187: i just met this kid like a couple weeks agi
TwiztidKitten187: *ago
dscoM0nkie: well next time you see him tell him
TwiztidKitten187: umm ok?
TwiztidKitten187: can i ask u a
TwiztidKitten187: ?
dscoM0nkie: And could you please for the love of god tell him to stop putting on womens clothes and peeing on my lawn ornaments?
dscoM0nkie: what?
TwiztidKitten187: whut
TwiztidKitten187: now im confused as hell how did u get my sn
dscoM0nkie: what did you want to ask?
dscoM0nkie: he gave it to me.
TwiztidKitten187: when
TwiztidKitten187: and why
dscoM0nkie: earlier today. but who gives a shit. that doesnt matter. I want my clown costume back. he said he only wanted to borrow it .
TwiztidKitten187: i don't know u and i havent sucked his dick or nething .....so i don't know why ur so mad ...
dscoM0nkie: Um, honey, ya i did, and it was a mistake.
dscoM0nkie: Now, onto other things. When are me and you gonna go see a movie?>
TwiztidKitten187: whut
dscoM0nkie: I was thinkin Id pick you up at about 3:00 A.M and wed go to a movie then I'd suffocate myself with a leather bag
dscoM0nkie: maybe cory could come and give me my stuff back
TwiztidKitten187: so how do u know me?......and why would u want to suffocate urself
dscoM0nkie: what is your name btw? Or if you want you could make up a secret alias
dscoM0nkie: I like suffocating. Its my thing. Now come up with a nickname, or your real name
TwiztidKitten187: Nala
TwiztidKitten187: ur emily
dscoM0nkie: Omg that is so low. I can't beleive you would give yourself the name of my aborted child
dscoM0nkie: that is sick
dscoM0nkie: so a movie at 3:00?
Then she started playing along.
