I'm talking to YOU!

[freakachu420]

Retro Kat and Eternal Champion, I've just spent enough time reading this forum to know that most of the posters on here are sadly wasting everyone else's time.

I'm not trying to prove myself worthy. I'm trying to give everyone else a kick in the ass.

I can tell that by your standards, a person has to have 4,876,106 posts to be considered a "contender". An actual show of intelligence doesn't count. Sorry, I was raised in the "quality, not quantity" school of thought; and by your reasoning, I-Mockery must be a pretty crappy site since we're lucky if Rog updates once a week. Forgive me for being silly enough to enjoy the site because it's FUNNY and SMART, as opposed to being frequently updated with drivel and fluff.

I COULD go hide in a corner now, since apparently I'm not stupid or immature enough to make the grade, but c'mon guys! Gimme a chance to sink to this board's level! I promise to do better! Watch:

You guys suck, you meany heads. And you're both gay, and have sex with goats.

Was that better?