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Join Date: Feb 2003
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 10:41 PM       
EverOpening: People are watching! NOW is your chance to be funny!

[LONG pause. I'm expecting something spectacular]

Sillygirl32: not exactly.
EverOpening: You blew your chance
Sillygirl32: I didn't blow it i jsut dind't take it.
EverOpening: I guess some people just can't be funny.
Sillygirl32: theres a time and a place for most things
EverOpening: IS THIS DISCUSSION ABOUT SEX NOW?
Sillygirl32: No
EverOpening: ARE YOU SURE? I THINK I SMELL TUNA :O

[Long, substantial pause]

Sillygirl32: i think ur wrong
EverOpening: You're neither the first nor the last woman that'll deny the obvious.
Sillygirl32: your obviously one that doens't listen and likes to see things that aren't there
Sillygirl32: we aren't talking about anything but the fact that you dont know me.
EverOpening: I'D APPRECIATE IT IF YOU DIDN'T ACCUSE MINE OF SUCH!
Sillygirl32: I'd appreciate it if you didn't accuse me AT ALL.
EverOpening: But you know me
EverOpening: Opposition!
Sillygirl32: I know you?
EverOpening: Contradiction!
Sillygirl32: How do you figure I know you?
EverOpening: Premonition!
Sillygirl32: and that premonition would stem from?
EverOpening: Compromise
Sillygirl32: The compromise we made about what?
EverOpening: Agitation...
Sillygirl32: We have never made a compromise about agitation.
EverOpening: Violation!
EverOpening: Mutilation?
EverOpening: I guess I'll just have to sing you a different tune.
Sillygirl32: try.
EverOpening: Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kio-kio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
EverOpening: I was ridin' my horse
by the Rio Grandee
and all o' them coyotes singing
in a prairie symphony.
EverOpening: I was ridin' my horse
down by the Rio Grandee
when I seen me a cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
ridin' toward me.
EverOpening: Kay-kiokio cowboy
Kay-kiokio-hoo
Kay-kiokio cowboy, cowboy, cowboy,
under the moon.
EverOpening: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT?
Sillygirl32: nothing
EverOpening: HA!
EverOpening: But you said something
EverOpening: So how can nothing be something? FALLACY! UNIVERSE EXPLODES!
Sillygirl32: nothing is something
EverOpening: PHILOSOPHY FORUM MISSY
Sillygirl32: missy
EverOpening: YOU HEARD ME!
Sillygirl32: excuse me
EverOpening: You are excused. Go to your room.
Sillygirl32: no
EverOpening: GO TO YOUR ROOM, NOW!
EverOpening: GOOD! FINALLY YOU SUBMIT.
*** Sillygirl32 signed off at Thu Jul 17 05:29:13 2003.
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