HOW I WANT TO DIE

[Shut Up]

I'd jump off a tower with either a double barrel shotgun or two magnums in my mouth (can't decide which) along with a noose around my neck. I'd pull the trigger mid-way through, and the noose would rip any remaining strips of flesh entirely off my body. Plus my headless corpse would make a very nice blood-and-guts-filled explosion as a grand finale.

Trust me, I've had a lot of time to think about this.