Don't you love it when the board breaks?

[ScruU2wice]

i had to rescue the princess from the evil lord akbar of the 8th planet. on my quest to find the palace i had my arm cut off, but it grew back. i finally realized the ultimate eye power beam in time to defeat the akbar, only to realize he had jus morphed into his final form. finally i figured out his only weakness wad the diamond on his head, which i shattered. i grabbed the princess and escaped the impending explosion by swinging vine to vine untill i reached the holy land.