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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 03:54 PM        Dream Job
Whats everyone's dream job?





I want to start a company that plays porn on I Max theaters. I'll call it, "The Cli-Max." It'll be great, 3-D style and shit. Ton's of money from tons of horny bastards. Have a box of Kleenex and a bulk bottle a jergens in each boot (it'll be set up like booths all around. Hell, i can put windows with wipers on them. Itll be so awesome.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 04:04 PM       
I wanna Rule italy with an iron fist. I will have spaghetti, pizza, lasagne, and watever other stereotypical italian dishes i desire. then i shall use my resources to crush other countries
indescriminantly, starting with greece and ending with japan. After conquering most of the freeworld, i will let my gaurd down to move to my sicalian island with my slaves, only to be assasinated in the name of liberty
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 04:21 PM       
Ninja. If that doesn't happen, Supervillain. Failing that? Kung Fu master. Failing that? Animator, i suppose.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 07:23 PM       
Something interesting.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
I think you should stick with what you know instead.
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Old Jul 10th, 2003, 10:11 PM       
I'd like to make comedy things and get all payed and shit.
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 03:59 AM       
I want to get paid to drink beer, play rpg's, read, & cook.
That or somehow get paid to touch boobs in a non medical way all day... Deep down inside we're all 11 y/o
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 04:40 AM       
I wanna be a pastry chef and make delicious desserts ^_^
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 04:55 AM       
Trust me Wif., That job sucks... I've done it, It sucks...
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 09:13 AM       
I want to be a vet, or failing that, turn my (farm) house into a foster home for unwanted animals.
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Old Jul 11th, 2003, 11:09 PM       
Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that. Demolition experts or something. They just place bombs and...BOOM!

Back to reality, probably a movie critic.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 06:49 PM       
I want to invent a REAL proton pack from ghostbusters. Then get paid to shoot stuff in the homes of idiots who think their house is haunted.
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 06:53 PM       
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Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that.
Yeeaah!!
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 07:06 PM       
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Blow shit up. Actually a job where they do that.
Yeeaah!!
I WANT TO BE HIRED TO BEAT UP MIKE
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 08:35 PM       
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Old Jul 16th, 2003, 09:20 PM       
I wanna be the guy that gasses unwanted babies.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 01:26 AM       
my dream job involves people paying me large amounts of money to travel the world and write stories about the people i meet and the places i explore.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 01:28 AM       
:ninja

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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 03:44 AM       
Quality assurance inspector for the Miller Brewing Company, considering that I'm close to Milwaukee, beer capital of the free world.

Aside from that, grim reaper or rock star.
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 03:56 AM       
Get paid to draw stuff.
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
Rockstar.. yeeeah!

Or else that job when you test new beds and stuff... but I guess you only find that in Duckborg :/
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Old Jul 20th, 2003, 11:26 PM       
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that jus makes them unedible
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 12:16 AM       
I want to be the guy who gives the final say on commercials... You know, whether they make the cut or not. I'd canx so many of those fuckers!

I'd also like to sit around all day and fix NES's and games.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:12 AM       
I'm going to be a gypsy fiddler. It's true that I'm not a gypsy, but I'll play like one and no one will care if I am a true gypsy or not.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 02:07 PM       
id like to have a job catching $100 bills people throw at me
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