Worst game ever?

[Perndog]

(waits for a pause in the fight)

Ok, then. The worst video game ever is Captain Novolin for the Super NES, which was created to teach stupid diabetic kids how to take care of themselves (the smart ones figured it out when the doctor and their parents explained things). Before you can start and between scenes, the head of Satan (disguised as a doctor) appears on screen and asks you a question and the game won't even allow you to try an incorrect answer. Then you, as the great Captain Novolin, get put on a street with the mission to deliver insulin to some dying diabetic. Your enemies are donuts, candy bars, and other assorted sweet things, and you defeat them by...jumping over them. That's it. Walk. Jump. Walk. Jump. This game is horrible. Even garden-variety shitty games can be at least slightly fun at times, but this one is pure shit. From a diabetic demon's ass.

Resume fighting.