Best way to get a girlfriend??

[Jixby Phillips]

ok, so i have a girlfriend for a month or less now and we are both vegitarians and it is very sweet and we are happy. However, PROBLEM, she likes to masturbate with vegetables. She really likes it, i guess it is a fetish or somethin. whatever. I just like sex and i eat vegetables for their health benefits and because they are not dead animals. ANYWAYS, so... she likes to eat the vegetables that she uhh uses. She washes them though, but STILL. I guess it is a stupid question because i eat her out and it is fine and all, but i don't want to make salad out of stuff that was in her pussy. she doesn't care at all and says it is a good way to save money. ALSO, she just puts them back in the refrigerator. So like, i have no way of knowing which one she used. My parents are coming over for dinner next week and i don't want to cook food for them that we used for sexual activities. So what do i do? I don't want to hurt her feelings. I guess i could tell her to stop it for like one fucking day, but i still think it is weird. I havent been with her while she has been on her period. oh man that could be a problem. HELP DOCTOR MOCKERY!