I AM GREATEST MAN EVER TO LIVE IN RUSSIA. I HAVE FINE STRONG WOMAN IN MY LIFE. HER NAME IS HELGA AND SHE IS THE GREAT POPINSKI'S WIFE.
POPINSKI'S PROBLEM IS I CAN NOT DECIDE BETWEEN MY DRINKS AND MY WIFE! THE GREAT POPINSKI ONLY HAS THE TIME TO DEDICATE ALL OF HIS ENERGY TO ONE OF THESE THINGS. SO WHAT SHOULD POPINSKI DEDICATE HIMSELF TO?
THE ALCOHOL OR MY WIFE HELGA?
