We are very very sorry for not knowing your birthday. Mr Satan, on behalf of the Mong Kok Triad, me Big Brother Fu wish you happy birthday and roaring trades for the rest of your life.
The entire triad will pray to the buddah for you and good health.
If you pay us 20 dollars US we sacrifice the money to buddah so that you do not get beaten up by 50 guys on the streets and mutilated into many many many many many many pieces.
Having good birthday
-Dai Lo Fu
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