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Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Birds aren't too bright. Trying to get them to shit on a particular person is hard. Odds are they will get confused and shit on you instead. 
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Yeah, but I'm sure you could instruct a dolphin to appear at a decided moment and throw a necklace or something into someone's lap. Or get a dog to act depressed at the corner of a block and wait for you to 'cheer it up'. And then everyone's hearts would be mine.
