Fun game

[James]

I AM A:

Muscular fruitcake who loves to conquer vibrators.
Penile seacaptain who loves to Hail Mary toilets.
Slam-dancing manwhore who loves to corner Mexico.
Slam-dancing perpetrator who loves to philosophy with crotches.
Foxy punk who loves to corrupt werewolves.
Tiny biscuit who loves to climb animals.
Cock-heavy fishstick who loves to reward blow-up dolls.
Foxy sausage link who loves to philosophy with penises.
Monstrous sexybitch who loves to flick tigers.
Slam-dancing ringtail fucker who loves to smack crotches.
Cock-heavy manwhore who loves to hump toes.
Busty manwhore who loves to philosophy with crotches.
Pathetic titan who loves to discover clits.
Polite punk who loves to punch testes.
Monstrous hosecock[sic] boy who loves to conquer Bill Cosby.
Punctual sausage link who loves to infiltrate penises.
Very large felcher who loves to flick tigers.
Tiny ringtail fucker who loves to hoard balls.
Sexy porn star* who loves to locate hooters.

THIS GAME MUST BE SO FUN.