New Matrix theory (If correct then its a spoiler)

[Mockery]

"THE MOVIES FUCKING SUCK."

Well that's your theory, but the fact is that out of everybody on this board, you have some of the worst tastes in all forms of entertainment that any of us have ever seen. So your opinions, while they might make you feel a little less empty inside, are basically useless and constantly ignored.

Now run along back to your Oasis CD's, Corky.