WHITE (er, green) PLASTIC PIG!!!

[Mockery]

I don't even know who some of those people are so you had definitely better check with each of them before the pig gets sent to them. If we lose the pig one more time for many months, that will really really suck. This thing should have ended a long time ago, but due to a few people, it's gone on and on and on...

And yeah, definitely don't add people to the list at this point. We should just wrap up the story as soon as possible.

-RoG-